I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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