69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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