how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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