this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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