So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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