it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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