just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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