how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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