Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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