There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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