How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize