HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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