I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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