Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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