Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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