remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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