Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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