discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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