Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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