your parents love me but you hate me
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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