she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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