First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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