I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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