So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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