He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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