my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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