He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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