I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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