Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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