420 ftw
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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