I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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