I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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