I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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