Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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