My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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