Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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