Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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