Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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