Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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