i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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