we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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