I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I want a musical about memes.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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