if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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