where am i from again
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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