WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I touched a dick in church today
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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