I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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