We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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