ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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