ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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