at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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